Bizarre Name Changes

May 12;
So I was just watching BT or Breakfast Television and it so happens that they were talking about bizarre name changes. I just couldn't believe it, their original names were really good names yet, they go through all that trouble to get their names. The first one was Stormhead Deathclaw Firebrand like what the heck? You sound like some store bought brand for a screwdriver or some tool. The second was Happy Spanners. This guy's friends wrote random words on small pieces of paper and dropped into a hat. The guy then stuck his hand into the hat and drew two words...sadly those 2 words was Happy and Spanners. The third guy was probably insane but his name was Alfonzo Mufasa something something something something Ball in a Cup something Brown. Apparently he took cartoon characters and a bunch of Youtube video titles and made that his name...just imagine trying to get into a restaurant or pass airport security with that longggggggggggggggggggggggg name. Guess they'll be onto you more and have fun trying to convince them that it is your real name, I doubt they would believe you though. That's my rant for today.

The lesson behind this rant: DO NOT CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE IT WILL GET YOU DEEPER IN THE HOLE YOU DUG :]