Bizarre Name Changes

May 12;
So I was just watching BT or Breakfast Television and it so happens that they were talking about bizarre name changes. I just couldn't believe it, their original names were really good names yet, they go through all that trouble to get their names. The first one was Stormhead Deathclaw Firebrand like what the heck? You sound like some store bought brand for a screwdriver or some tool. The second was Happy Spanners. This guy's friends wrote random words on small pieces of paper and dropped into a hat. The guy then stuck his hand into the hat and drew two words...sadly those 2 words was Happy and Spanners. The third guy was probably insane but his name was Alfonzo Mufasa something something something something Ball in a Cup something Brown. Apparently he took cartoon characters and a bunch of Youtube video titles and made that his name...just imagine trying to get into a restaurant or pass airport security with that longggggggggggggggggggggggg name. Guess they'll be onto you more and have fun trying to convince them that it is your real name, I doubt they would believe you though. That's my rant for today.

The lesson behind this rant: DO NOT CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE IT WILL GET YOU DEEPER IN THE HOLE YOU DUG :]

Bus Trip was Epic!

May 9;
So I was like coming home from tutoring on the 54 bus woot. Btw, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
There was this Chinese guy with his mom...she was talking quite loudly while I was trying not to drop my mom's present. You won't believe how difficult it was. Anyways, the Chinese lady was on the phone screaming her head off...couple of minutes later, she hangs up..nothing special, right? Wrong! When the bus stopped at Don Mills, an old lady gets on and sits down next to the Chinese lady..Chinese lady suddenly coughs violently without covering her mouth. The old lady tells her to cover her mouth and then a fight breaks out. The Chinese lady half way through the verbal turns to me and starts yelling at me..like what am I suppose to do in this situation. First of all, I'm only half Canto and she was speaking Mando and frankly, I don't understand Chinese at all. She was probably screaming at me to help her but what she did was wrong. WHERE WAS HER SON IN ALL OF THIS?! JUST SITTING CHILLING LIKE NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING! I was glad that lady's spit didn't get onto my mom's cinnamon bun(Yes, my mom's mother's day gift was a cinnamon bun). The old lady got off at her stop and when Chinese lady and her son were getting off at their stop several minutes later, her son apologizes for his mother's actions. I was nice enough to accept the apology but I think to myself.."THANKS FOR HELPING ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE..SOME SON YOU ARE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR MOM!" Whew...what a rant. Time to get some shuteye :]